Funny Inspirational Quotes


If you love quotes but also have a funny attitude then these funny inspirational quotes are the best for you to share with your friends to spread the inspiration with fun. The following funny inspirational quotes are with images so you can use these as status for your social networks and you can use the Images and Whatsapp status as well.

Funny quotes

A smart person has known what to say, a wise person knows whether to say it or not Click to Tweet

 

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt Click to Tweet

 

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one Click to Tweet

 

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time Click to Tweet

 

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets Click to Tweet

Fun sayings

Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. you are a pink starburst Click to Tweet

 

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal Click to Tweet

 

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits Click to Tweet

 

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening Click to Tweet

 

War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography Click to Tweet

Famous Funny Quotes

laughing quotes

Some funnier inspirational and motivational quotes for you that make you happier and also make a smile on your… Click to Tweet

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person Click to Tweet

 

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else Click to Tweet

 

I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical Click to Tweet

 

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right Click to Tweet

Good friends don't let you do stupid things alone Click to Tweet

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positive sayings

Doing what you like is freedom. liking what you do is happiness. Click to Tweet

 

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night Click to Tweet

 

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done Click to Tweet

 

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club Click to Tweet

 

If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big Click to Tweet

short quotes

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day Click to Tweet

 

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door Click to Tweet

 

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds Click to Tweet

 

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day Click to Tweet

 

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure Click to Tweet

Funny Positive Sayings

Check some funny and inspirational short quotes If you are looking for short quotes. These quotes are short and quick to share and easy to read and remind. These funny inspirational quotes about life and happiness will help you to get rid of sadness.

Funny inspirational quotes

You can't expect to be old and wise if you were never young and crazy Click to Tweet

 

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there Click to Tweet

 

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow Click to Tweet

 

Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell Click to Tweet

 

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right Click to Tweet

Funny inspirational quotes

It's okay if you don't like me. not everyone has good taste Click to Tweet

 

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor Click to Tweet

 

Well-behaved women seldom make history Click to Tweet

 

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile Click to Tweet

 

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop Click to Tweet

Funny inspirational quotes

No matter how long you have traveled in the wrong direction, you can always turn around Click to Tweet

 

If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big Click to Tweet

 

Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope Click to Tweet

 

I intend to live forever. So far, so good Click to Tweet

 

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target Click to Tweet

Funny inspirational quotes

Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles Click to Tweet

 

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away Click to Tweet

 

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy Click to Tweet

 

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born Click to Tweet

 

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so Click to Tweet

Funny inspirational quotes

The way to be happy is to turn negatives into positives Click to Tweet

 

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper Click to Tweet

 

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day Click to Tweet

 

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it Click to Tweet

 

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number Click to Tweet

Funny inspirational quotes

Math the only place where people buy 64 watermelons and no one wonders why Click to Tweet

 

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease Click to Tweet

 

I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives Click to Tweet

 

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you Click to Tweet

 

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it Click to Tweet

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